Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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