are you still at the devil's house?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Welp...herpes.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize