So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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