Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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