I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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