Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do vagina's smell?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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