I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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