Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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