Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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