Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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