In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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