Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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