i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
ttyl tear gas
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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