We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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