I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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