So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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