i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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