First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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