Dual....:-)
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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