i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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