you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My dick has a subreddit
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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