she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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