never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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