The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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