You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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