It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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