Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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