Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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