Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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