So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We were destined to go to rehab together
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
