we have pet lesbian snakes
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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