At least make sure they are 18
Why
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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