I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You pole danced in your parka.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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