My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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