i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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