I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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