I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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