I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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