google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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