okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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