you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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