you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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