Cold hands, warm shart.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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