White coat. Heels.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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