Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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