At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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