god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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