waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
