Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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