just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Omg I joined a choir last night...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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