Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
