VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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