I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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