I want to have your abortion
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please come you make the beer taste better
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
two words...techno handjob
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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