it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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